Luke Hemmings

Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.

—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.

by thedevilish October 24, 2019

luke vela

Big chief sella

dont sleep on luke vela

by luke vela April 26, 2022

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Luke

Very kind and smart and is always there for you although they might be annoying sometimes you can’t hide they have a good sense of humor.
Tip for people who know a Luke DONT SAY “Luke I am your father” WE ARE TIRED OF IT WE GET YOUR SO FUNNY BUT LISTEN I HAVE HEARD THIS 27916 TIMES THIS MONTH.

(speaking from experience)

John:Luke I am your fa-
Luke: SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK A COMEDY GENUIS

by Thatguyfromlastweek February 28, 2022

Luke

A mongol.

'Luke is a mongol.'

by Not Luke. April 17, 2022

Luke Butler

a walking cretin of a man, totally loyal to the foil, loves nothing more that 'Chasing the Dragon' in a caravan, also comes with a 1990's British Boyband haircut.

Wee Tam - Awwww mate did you see that Traveller the other night, he was a junkie I think?

Mad Dave - Aye did ah mucker....he was a pure Luke Butler.

by Angry Haggis November 25, 2021