Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
by Yankwood August 29, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobbler mug.When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
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Get the The Bill Cosby mug.It's where you drug a girl and take her back to your place and while she is knocked out cover her hand in pudding. Then you shove that up your bum, lay down on the bed next to her, and jack off into your face. With jizz covering your face and as you finish you slide out her hand from your bum, and lick every finger like it's a Pudding Pop. That is until it's clean, then you give the woman $10 for a taxi ride when she wakes up.
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