When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute
Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!
by fireman's jam January 20, 2021
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Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021
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Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
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by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
Get the Captain Blacktooth mug.A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021
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