cheese baby

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

by moominX July 1, 2010

Pee baby

This is when a women in labor gives birth at the same time as urinating, soo... pee baby.

Jordy " my wife gave birth and she pissed a lot"
Adrian " thats a pee baby silly "
Jordy "Oh ok , im gona touch you while we are high

Adrian "what"
Jordy "hehe" *proceeds to touch Adrians butthole*
jordy (whippers) "your chosen

Pbby

by Huw.jenner645 July 29, 2019

babygasm

What women have whenever they see a little baby.

My wife had a babygasm when she saw that little baby in the cart at Wal-Mart

by Brent Norris February 3, 2009

baby boomer

The people who are destroying social security.

"Those baby boomers are taking all our money!!!"

by Stripex November 2, 2005

sugar baby

A young female or male who is financially pampered/cared for by a sugar daddy or sugar mama in exchange for companionship (i.e. sexual favors).

Mary Ann bought her sugar baby a new iPhone, brand new lapop, and a nice flat overlooking the water after he gave her a decent humping last night.

by antitrustfund August 10, 2009

baby phat

branch of phat farm created for woman by kimora lee simmons

check out dis baby phat shirt

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Hood Baby

First referenced in Dave Chappelle's Special "Killing Them Softly", the hood baby can be spotted selling weed on a street corner of his/her natural environment (ie a ghetto) at an absurdly late hour (3am is ideal)....common characteristics of a hood baby are glassy eyes, droopy shoulders and dejected stare.

Now this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?" The Hood Baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"

by there's what on my face November 28, 2007