french kissing rules

1:dont lick your lips!
2:hold on to the person you are kissing
3:kiss longer then 30 seconds

you are kissing your bf/gf and you lean in to kiss him/her
then floow the rules
lol
these are the french kissing rules!

by chicka101wa January 30, 2009

Reverse French inhale

to prepare for this intimate act ahead of time, your significant other must grow a decent amount of facial hair of the upper lip and come it downs perfectly. The partner with the mustache will proceed to get on their knees and Preform oral sex on the male until he ejaculates. The male needs to be precise because when he ejaculates he need to hit the back of the one preforming oral so the semen can burst out of their nostrils and flow through their facial hair into their mouth again.

Peter- “I gave my girlfriend a reverse French inhale”
Girlfriends mom -“ you treat our daughter too nice”

by Venasaurman November 30, 2018

French Fry Lie

A fallacy statement either written or verbal against the French Fry.

Keith says that French Fries cannot be an appetizer, this is a French Fry Lie!

by AZBS August 29, 2011

French speaking person

ultimate pussy destroyer

you: je parle français
someone: damn you pussy destroyer, if you're French speaking person

by stewardo December 19, 2020

French high five

When 2 men walking sideways, back-to-back pass each other and rub asses; usually on accident, in a tight space.

Guy 1, "Did we just rub asses?"
Guy 2, "Yeah we French high fived."

by chriswith2ds July 17, 2011

french eskimo sister

When two eskimo sisters elivate their siserhood with an aerial position of both women riding the same man on his face and cock respectively and the joining of hands.

"That time Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy slept together with JFK, they totally became French Eskimo sisters. They even high - fived."

by AylaDilara April 28, 2014

excuse my french

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'

Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,

by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003