An eye sausage is a non-technical way to describe the transparent strings which float and drift in your eye. The jelly-like floating substance can form many shapes such as strings, webs, circles and in this instance curvey sausages.
Scholesy: Corr, I keep seeing eye sausages
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going
Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going
Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around
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