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Touchdown

The act of having sexual intercourse with the same woman 6 separate times. To get the extra point, immediately after the 6th time, she has to give you head to the Eminem song "Lose Yourself", and then you must nut promptly as you hear "Moms Spaghetti". To convert a 2 point conversion, you must two pump either her mom or one of her siblings on the same calendar date as the completion of the 6th time.
Bro1: Bro I scored a touchdown on Karen last night. Bro2: Did you make the extra point? Bro1: nah I went for 2 and ended up getting my pipe stuck in her 12 year old sister :(
by Jesus Collin November 6, 2018
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toucher_of_cancer

An absolute meme king who makes lit OCs and who everyone loves. True meme maker who is growing at a steady pace.
Holy dingus it’s Toucher_of_cancer’s new OC! I’m gonna comment some witty ass joke to be the top comment..
by Acordeon November 6, 2018
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toucher_of_cancer

One of the best meme pages to have ever seen the light of the universe. All memes are original, made by himself and never stolen, always funny and humorous and tier 12947 to say the least, these memes aren't made for your ordinary memester, they are handmade for gods.
cool dude: man, did you see {toucher_of_cancer}'s meme? another cool dude: heck yeah, them memes are amazing
by Moe1321 November 7, 2018
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TouchBoi

An individual with an insatiable appetite for touching men / women, along with an equal disregard for consent.
Oh that's Mack, he's a TouchBoi! Soon as he finishes that integral he'll head down to the playground and do his thing!
by CCCPres November 12, 2018
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Toucan

Toucan - often referred to as Toucan Dan. References: Geordies that can't handle any more than 2 pints of Lager Tops.

Tell tail sign of this occurrence, when they ask to lick your Gary Glitter.
Alex: Is Toucan pissed yet?

Ben: yes, my Gary Glitter is wet!
by Toucanass November 26, 2018
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toucan

Someone who can get really drunk off two cans (or glasses) of alcohol.
Meg: Daniel has only had two drinks and he's drunk off his ass
Ash: He's a toucan
by bigblueeatsdicks January 3, 2019
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touching a bee

When students go to the school bathroom to Juul. Also used when people are so buzzed they mentally fly to Tanzania or other parts of the world.
Shaafay: What's wrong with MB?
Mohssine: Oh don't mind him, he was touching a bee and is in Tanzania right now.
by theForbesList February 11, 2019
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