The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

Live Piece

Genitals from either gender, man or woman.

For example, two men are conversating; "Dude, she definitely wants my live piece!" "No way bro, the other week she let me have her live piece, it wasn't the best though..."

by sexwizard69 August 22, 2023

Piece of Shit

Donald Trump the President of the United States

That piece of shit does not deserve the office of the Presidency.

by Peace of shit writer December 23, 2020

One piece

One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.

Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh

by Anthonias June 3, 2023

piece of pizza rosa

This may be a term that some people in a certain area call a vagina that is experiencing her monthly messenger - her period. It may resemble the form of a slice of NYC style pizza with a red - rosa - tint.

Antony: Hey! I hear you may have some rough times tonight! Hearts out, man!"
Johnny: "Yo! What are you on about?"
Antony: "I heard from Mary that your girl is serving up a piece of pizza rosa this weekend. Sorry, bro."
Johnny: "Wow! You are a tool that has no purpose. We've kissed. We're takin' it slow....BRO!"

by von groovy August 5, 2024

2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.

Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”

by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022

meat piece

a word describing a female in which you dont have a relationship with, because you are keeping in the hook up or friend zone incase a hotter girl comes along.

yeah man strictly meat piece material.

by acinorev egiap August 13, 2011