Smart Owl

A way adults say "smartass" in front of kids when they don't want to swear (mostly used by teachers)

Teacher: Who's the Smart Owl who said that?!

by Epic9YearOld March 22, 2019

no owo

Similar to no homo but for people who aren't furries but find specific anthropomorphic animal characters hot .

" like... no owo but Nick Wilde from Zootopia is so sexy"

by superepicgamer June 1, 2019

Dodge Owner

A poor soul who owns & drives a 2018 viper blue hemi

That poor guy owns a dodge ram, what a dodge Owner.

by Vanillatte February 10, 2022

Dirty Owen

When your balls deep in a girl and then you take your fingers stick them so far up her asshole she moans louder than a lions roar then take a big ass shit on her for head and smear it to make an L

I just Dirty Owen’d that girl so hard she gone have nightmares about than one

by Lolkop February 16, 2022

scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score May 20, 2008

Being your own ecosystem

A term that members of the neohippie movement call not taking a bath for a long time. Some of them think it's more natural. But a lot of them just do it to piss people off.

John believes in being your own ecosystem.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015