Definitions by Epic9YearOld

pietro 

that dude that always takes forever to eat and use the bathroom

bruh my friend is such a pietro

pietro by Epic9YearOld April 29, 2020

Smart Owl 

A way adults say "smartass" in front of kids when they don't want to swear (mostly used by teachers)

Teacher: Who's the Smart Owl who said that?!

Smart Owl by Epic9YearOld March 22, 2019

No Meth March

A month in which you cannot do meth in any way, shape or form. Sadness tends to increase by 600%

1. Yo lets go do some meth
2. It's No Meth March you failure!

No Meth March by Epic9YearOld January 19, 2019

sotp 

when someone tries typing "stop" too fast

1: lol ur so bad (5 kill streak)
2: sotp
1: learn to spell kid

sotp by Epic9YearOld December 30, 2018