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Mathilda
Someone who's great with weapons, killing any one getting out of her way. Most likely to get killed by Mathilda is children under the age of 7 years old.
Mathilda by xXMurrenaFlingorXx January 24, 2017
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Matheo
An Italian/Australian guy with a wonderful accent which often drives American girls crazy. Known for his skills in maths and guitar playing, Matheo is loved by all of his friends and is basically just a perfect guy all around. Every girl wishes they could have him and every guy wishes they could be him. Not only does he have an amazing personality, but he has excellent abs as well. Everyone who has him in their lives is a better person just for knowing him.
mathgirl
An element belonging to the set F, which is defined as the intersection of sets M -- the set containing all scholars of mathematics -- and W -- the set containing all women.
w1: "Hey did you see mathgirl at the party last night?"
w2: "Yeah totally, she was rocking those manifolds like it's going out of style!...Go, mathgirl!"
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m1: "Hey, I saw Timmy kissing mathgirl yesterday."
m2: "What's the deal? Did he need help with his algebra homework?"
m1: "That's the only reason I would kiss a mathgirl."
w2: "Yeah totally, she was rocking those manifolds like it's going out of style!...Go, mathgirl!"
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m1: "Hey, I saw Timmy kissing mathgirl yesterday."
m2: "What's the deal? Did he need help with his algebra homework?"
m1: "That's the only reason I would kiss a mathgirl."
Mathgasm
The extreme pleasure derived from solving an extremely difficult, math-related problem. Often accompanied by cries of excitement. Unheard of in areas such as liberal arts, literature, photography, creative writing, sociology, psychology, english, etc.
Mathole
(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.
Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.
Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.
Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.
Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.
Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."
Mathole by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009