hung like a horse

This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to that of a horse.Beyond 9". Seen as inhuman.

Stephen was hung 14 inches when erect and called himself the stallion king, he was therefore hung like a horse.

hung like a horse by Andre June 17, 2006

"Stacked Like Ass" 

Stacked like Ass: The saying which can represent both something being very awful, or very good (as in attractive.)

"Wow" said the unloader, "that pallet is "Stacked Like Ass", I better fix it.

And Later:

"Did you see that woman, she was "Stacked Like Ass."

"Stacked Like Ass" by The unloaded unloader October 16, 2006

Tastes like fruit loops 

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

Tastes like fruit loops by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left 

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left by Alec November 4, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa 

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

whoaing like Keanu Reeves 

A state of fascination or awe. Therefore, you say "whoa" in response to whatever you find unbelievable.

This definition is dervied from the movie The Matrix starring Keanu Reeves. He says "whoa" once he learns of his incredible powers.

Example #1 "Oh my God, I'm totally whoaing like Keanu Reeves over here. Did you see Vanilla Sky? What a mind bender!" says Jules.

Example #2 "The sex has to be great," says Marc. "It has to be so good that is has you whoaing like Keanu Reeves."

whoaing like Keanu Reeves by Omarossa June 28, 2005

act like a duck 

To not let things get to you, and allow yourself not to be bothered or annoyed by actions or the current situation you may be in or by what other are doing to manipulate you into bitterness. When everything is building up. i.e. The saying when it rains it pours seems to make sense in describing life at times and acting like a duck is better, because ducks do not run and hide when it rains, they do not try to cover themselves up and avoid it, they do not attack the rain or try fighting it off they simply endure it with pride and dignity like it was not even there in fact they seem to enjoy it while it lasts, and above all do not seem to be bothered by the rain. Hence acting like a duck or to act like a duck is better than retaliating and making the situation worse or make everyone think its better to attack and fight rather than be dignified and work it out.

My boss was a jerk and was ripping every one of his customers off, I said something about it, and he made my life difficult by demoting me and threatened to fire me next. I went home the wife through a fit saying we owe more than we can afford and are getting evicted, my kids crying because she is screaming, the landlord is calling harassing me over raising the rent. The car needs new tires, and it barely runs and I just act like a duck and try to work it all out somehow, because its better to work it out than add to the problem with retaliation, anger and uncontrollable vulgarities.

act like a duck by BobBreton April 22, 2006