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"To lesbian" refers to a woman performing a task successfully with the required skill after a man says he doubts she is capable of doing it. Possible doubts the silly man could have include something being too difficult for a woman to do or too complex for a woman to understand or to too heavy for a woman to lift.

It can also refer to anyone considered an underdog or lacking the required ability to perform a given task but who then successfully completes it.

The silly doubting man does not have to be present at the successful completion, or even show embarrassment at being proved wrong. What matters is that the capable woman completing the task knows she proved him wrong and feels proud she showed him who's boss.
Larry said, "Karen that parking space is just way to small for you to park your Ford F150 in."
But Karen then lesbianed her way right into the tight space, easy.

Bob said, "Oh Peggy, these directions are even difficult for me to understand. You could never put this crib together."
Peggy then waited for Bob to go to bed and within minutes managed to lesbian through the whole thing, having time to put sheets and blankets on the mattress.

Jamal said, "Shereen, honey, that couch is much too heavy. Wait for the guys to move it."
Shereen then lesbianed the couch singlehandedly along the wall, right where she wanted it.
to lesbian by Hypatia Alexandria February 11, 2019
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Lipstick Lesbian

A Lipstick Lesbian is a cis-female that loves everything about being a women that loves women and have no interest in the opposite sex. Lipstick Lesbians are constantly coming out the closet because they "look straight". Femme is a subtitle for Lipstick Lesbian but Lipstick Lesbians are very dominant and are known to be the "top" in the relationship. They just love make-up, heels and everything girly.
You look to straight to be a lesbian?!....

....that's because I am a Lipstick Lesbian; not all lesbians look the same!

broadsword lesbian 

an inclusive lesbian that recognizes that lesbian is broad term that describes a lot of different experiences (including lesbians who don't use she/her, lesbians who aren't women, aspec lesbians and mspec lesbians)

the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)

both terms are almost exclusively used online
lesbian: i'd ask her out but im worried she doesn't support nonbinary lesbians

friend: no i think she mentioned on twitter that she's a broadsword lesbian before

my moms a lesbian 

What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.
Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood

ur dad lesbian 

The opposite of "ur mom gay".
Hey kid, ur mom gay. Oh yeah? ur dad lesbian.
ur dad lesbian by Jeannnnnnnz June 12, 2018

lipstick lesbian

a really hot feminine lesbian as opposed to a butch bull dyke
theres nothin better than lipstick lesbians

psuedo-lesbian

1. fake lesbian 2. a person with lesbionic tendencies that is not a lesbian
She could totally pass with that psuedo-lesbian vernacular, except that she's hot for dick.
psuedo-lesbian by lala333 May 7, 2008