Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.

Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"

by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024

Butt Jacking

When you can’t jerk off your penis so you stick a plug in your butt and jack off your ass.

I was tired of jerking off so instead i started butt jacking myself into an orgasm.

by bitbunny December 31, 2024

im jaking it

A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: " im jaking it."

by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025

Lone Jackin

When you have Daddy’s money, or fuck your way into a career.

I don’t need to go to college I can just go Lone Jackin

by Garisms May 19, 2025

shadow jacking

shadow jacking is where you are jacking off secretively like in a meeting room, in public(Just don't get a charge) or at a party

"Late at night, he thought no one was watching, but little did he know his roommate caught him shadow jacking behind the curtain, thinking the darkness made him invisible"

by Succc33d June 21, 2025

Swagga Jackin

Steeling someone's swagg or slang words

Stacy: Lee what have you done to your bike???
Lee: Im just skally waggon around the hood seeing people swagga jackin my style

by LeelandandGianna August 19, 2025