Stealing jizz out of a used condom

And you're right anti-ghosting guy. It is like that.

Hym Iam "It's like stealing jizz out of a used condom what they are doing here."

Stealing jizz out of a used condom by Hym Iam March 13, 2026

Cognitive Jizz

The conceptual residue and output gathered after a mindulation event at the end of a mind-freaking session.

Cognitive jizz may include:

notes
terminology
frameworks
screenshots
diagrams
accidental book ideas
theory fragments
emotionally charged realizations
too many open tabs
“wait… this is actually important” moments

Cognitive jizz is often harvested during the post-mindlimax recovery phase.

We had to spend an hour gathering the cognitive jizz after that mind-freaking session.

Cognitive Jizz by Ashfires May 21, 2026

Parisian Jizz

When you bite into a Chicken Kiev and the garlic butter oozes out !!

While eating a Chicken Kiev "oooo I've got Parisian jizzall down my Chin" fancy a dirty fried egg

Parisian Jizz by Shaggydoo1983 July 21, 2026

flock of jizz 

Cum dripping from the tip of one's penis

That girl liked the flock of jizz from my dick

flock of jizz by Kkkade October 12, 2016

jack off jizz motion 

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

jack off jizz motion by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

Sea of Jizz 

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

Sea of Jizz by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

fizz and jizz by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020