the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis
"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"
by evlspcmk October 4, 2006
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Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.
It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.
by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018
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