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dick craving lunatic by kabukiza December 24, 2003
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Dick-housed
To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
Dick-housed by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
dick's tie theory
To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.
The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
dick's tie theory by bear1000 February 27, 2011
cheesewheel dick
Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick
cheesewheel dick by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007
eBay Dick
When a seller from ebay has an item listed for sale,and when you buy it,you won't get your item cause he doesn't actually have it and you won't get your money back.