depension

example: it depends on the depension. in otherwords, the situation.

do u eat salads? it depends on the depension.

depension by jani fuller April 7, 2004

Derpression 

When your STUPID and SAd at the sAMe time alL tHE tiME

Guy: hey doc. So my friend has been acting weird like he has derpression
Friend: (crys weirdly) owna ooaa oooee
Doctor: lemme see... (Guy: does he have it!?!?!? (Doctor: I'm afraid he does have derpression

Derpression by Derpeness July 2, 2018

drepression 

An time of global economic downturn that is somewhere between a typical recession and the Great Depression

The economist said "We're sort of in a drepression right now. It's not as severe as the Great Depression, but it's getting close"

drepression by sailing fool March 26, 2009

Depressionista 

1. A term for sadness//depression. It makes you sound cooler.

2. The title for one of Every Time I Die's songs.

1. Man, my whole world feels like it's collapsing. I think I'm going through Depressionista.

2. we're bloodless now, and we are uninterrupted by the majesty of it all.

Depressionista by Spanishhorse July 1, 2008

depressionized

You can get depressionized by meeting this ugly pimple faced whore so watch out!

Jacob gets depressionized by a kaylee.

depressionized by Piece of Bitch May 17, 2018

Depressions

Somethings 13 year old girls pretend to have when they listen to billie eilish.

The biggest disease of the 21st century in rich countries.

13 year old: "I don't smile I have depressions."

Depressions by Spaghettiwithwine December 10, 2019

Depressionize

The act of making someone depressed

I feel evil so I’m going to depressionize someone and make them cry

Depressionize by anonymous December 28, 2020