cat killer 

v. Someone who masturbates.

Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"

"Katelyn killed a cat last night"

cat killer by wen March 8, 2005

cat semen

1) the semenal fluids of a cat
2) a phrase uttered during the early phases of someones golf swing in a way most likely to fuck them up.

1) my cat just spooged on my carpet..... will ya just look at all that cat semen.
2) heres alex in his backswing for the us open winning shot......CAT SEMEN!!!!!!!! o and he whiffs the ball compeletly what a disappointing moment for alex!!!

cat semen by napoleondynamite June 5, 2005

Cat Lady 

a spinster who has more cats than anyone would care to care for. It has been suggested that the mind-altering toxoplasmosis parasite past on by cats in their poop, and which is capable of altering the minds of rats into cat seeking behavious, and making people better at soccor, causing schizophrenia and psychosis in humans as well as car accidents and misscaridges may also cause cat seeking behaviour in humans. It may also have been the cause of the collapse of the egyptian empire after they started keeping cats to catch mice in grain stores.

Psychietrist: Do you smoke cannabis
Patient: No, but my mum used to take me over to see the cat lady when I was a child.

Cat Lady by oliverthered July 27, 2013

Cat-calling 

Cat-calling is when a man uses sexual remarks to express how he feels towards a woman and sometimes it can feel a bit unusual or it can be interpreted as harassment.

Hey pretty girl, nice ass you got there.

This is cat-calling.

Cat-calling by 7 incher June 28, 2020

cat scan 

"Looking for Pussy!"

::At the Club::
Yeah man I'm gonna run a Cat Scan.

cat scan by Danny Cruz September 23, 2005

Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit 

See: CU8M, Cat Unit 8, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit
Submersible-based unit to mobilize Cat Unit 8

I've heard salty tales of the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit by tito December 30, 2004

[cat] ride

The act of throwing several cats into the trunk of your car and driving them a few miles away and letting them out.

Mom (staring at a few cats): Well, looks like it's time to take a cat ride!
Son: Mom, no! Those are my cats and I take care of them!
Mom: It's too late for that! There are just too many cats around here!

[cat] ride by Shoie13 January 24, 2009