Cunt-a-leezza Rice

vernacular term for the worthless, useless, and brainless academic promoted impossibly far beyond her abilities to National Security Advisor and then Secretary of State by Chimpy McDumbass during his Constitution-shredding, terrorist-enhancing, treasury-depleting, New Orleans-drowning, America-hating Reign of Terror (2001-2009 C.E.).

E.g. "I wish someone had released a mushroom cloud on that punkin-headed bozo Cunt-a-leezza Rice!"

by LeftWingDoc August 12, 2008

cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011

Cunt with Power

A Cunt with Power is someone who has been promoted in an organisation (often via unscrupulous means) and proceeds to abuse their authority. Everbody hates them and when they die a day of celebration will be held.

Mark is a Cunt with Power and he threatens to fire people if he can't win an arguement with them.

Hitler was a Cunt with Power.

One of the moderators on my favourite website is a Cunt with Power and he is ruining the online community.

by 100%NotNick June 29, 2009

cunt-strewed

Promiscuous; slutty

When she partied she got all cunt-strewed, throwing her pussy all over the place, offering it to anyone and everyone that was interested, ending up in every bedroom with a different guy.

by maxrelax April 4, 2011

cunt-faced whore

Stupid bitch with no consideraion;
Possible not to even have a reason to hate this person.

Don't talk shit, you cunt-faced whore!

by Elizabizzle May 26, 2006

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

Cunt Bruiser

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.

Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"

by van Orden December 14, 2010