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A girls' unda-wears; sometimes with crust in them.
It really depends on the pair.
We totally taped that bitches crustables from the ceiling, those things were NASTY.

Crustjob 

Crustjob- The act of removing the cheese from a stuffed crust pizza and using it to masturbate with.
Alex- Yo dude did you hear that Nick gave himself a crustjob?

Matt- Ohhh dude thats nasty, i was wondering why he didn't eat the cheese.
Crustjob by Fyuria July 20, 2010
The outermost layer of excrement (poop). A crust can either be relatively firm, as many people typically encounter, or a variant, depending on one's diet.

Hard crusts generally result is added pain, however leave the least residue. They are also very textured.

Soft crusts feel very smooth upon release, however require a time consuming clean-up. Often times they smell profusely and steam.
I'm on my way to a hot date tonight but forgot to take a shit before I left!

Oh God, Bro, let's hope you don't get a soft crust or you're toast!
Crust by 96 Vandam December 26, 2010

Mumble Crust 

The gross crusty white shit that forms in the corners of old people's mouths when they talk.
That teacher had such bad mumble crust that I had to drop the class.
Mumble Crust by Dopegirls September 15, 2010

Crust punk 

A total narcissistic faggot seeking attention and pretending to be poor.. Always looking for a party or someone to drain.
Look at that oogle crust punk faggot, they'd get way more attention if they wore bright colors instead of conforming exclusively to black and brown.
Crust punk by G0H0me September 23, 2020
My name is Cristyl.
Cristyl by Cristyl Renee April 6, 2019