Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fyuria

Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)

Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede

Crustjob- The act of removing the cheese from a stuffed crust pizza and using it to masturbate with.

Alex- Yo dude did you hear that Nick gave himself a crustjob?

Matt- Ohhh dude thats nasty, i was wondering why he didn't eat the cheese.

Crustjob by Fyuria July 20, 2010

scumbro- a style of hair that is accidental. it is most likely caused by laziness and disregard of personal hygiene

ie: person 1: matt has mutton chops!!! person 2: no, just scumbros.

Scumbro by Fyuria July 12, 2010