Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 09, 2021

italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne December 30, 2017

Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 17, 2022

heart start

The beginning of a romantic relationship.

At our heart start, we were merely sexually compatible. After spending time together, however, we have fallen in love.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

heart squencher

When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.

Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

pulling a heart

A partner goes completely crazy over anything. Derived from the Heart song "Crazy on You"

So, your girl found your porn, then what?
She was pulling a heart, in a bad way.

I hadn't seen my girl for about 6 months, so when we met she was pulling a heart. It was probably the best sex I've had in a long time.

by The K Rok December 25, 2006

Sovereign of Hearts

A person who has a preference for white man when it comes to intimate relationships.

"I only date white guys. I'm a sovereign of hearts."

by Incestophilia February 09, 2024