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The shits

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.
by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022
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Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it
After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit
by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018
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Cap shit

Word used to describe someone who's bullshitting
" This mufucka really on sum cap shit right now!"
by Big Al-San November 11, 2021
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Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.
I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016
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Dog Shit

Sandhuspits is dogshit at basketball.
Sandhuspits is ass at basketball

Dog shit is defined as someone is bad at something
by Sanduspits October 3, 2021
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Shit

Person 1 - zamn I gotta shit
Person 2 - don't get diarrhea
by anonymous July 17, 2022
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Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022
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