Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
by Mr. SussyBalls January 26, 2022
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
by buttfart33 November 17, 2023
Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.
"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"
by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013
Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
by GewahltEin July 11, 2014
A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.
B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work
C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work
C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!
B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.
C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.
C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 10, 2010
by AGN7939 August 15, 2022