Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024

uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you

A popular meme where Patrick Star says:uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you and then it gets followed up by SpongeBob saying: I'm on that good kush and alcohol

Patrick: uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you
SpongeBob:I'm on that good kush and alcohol

by Mr. Garm September 16, 2023

accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

by coachdexter September 22, 2023

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

skibidi spongebob

This will make my fucking kill myself

My bros sister doesn't speak English and just mashed a few words he was saying in the party chat and said fucking skibidi spongebob

Guy1: Bro my dog died

Guy 2: skibidi spongebob
Guy 1: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Snorkellus November 29, 2023

Algerian Sponge Fork

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen

Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.

by JM99 Official December 8, 2023

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024