one putt 

Task that is expected to be relatively easy but, if not done properly, can turn into an embarrassing nightmare.

CBS executives: “Here Dan – here’s the latest on the Bush Air National Guard story. The docs show Bush’s superiors thought he was a schmuck, too. This is a one putt story if I’ve ever seen one – run it tonight at 6.”

one putt by workinglate February 8, 2007

Putin

Synonym for bullshit.

"Don't Putin me." "He's Putin me on."

Putin by Baal Nimrod April 14, 2014

putting lipstick on a pig 

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

putting lipstick on a pig by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

putrid pile 

A one man brutal death metal band from Racine Wisconsin composed of Shaun LaCanne. He peforms all instruments on stage including guitar, base, vocals, and drum programing. Since being formed in 1995 he has released 1 demo, 3 studio albums and 1 split. Bleed for Me (demo), Collection of Butchery (studio), The Pleasure in Suffering (studio), House of Dementia (studio), and Putrid Pile/Viral Load (split). Lyrical themes include serial killing, disembowelment, dismemberment, and necrophilia.

Guy 1:Dude I just got this sick new death metal album!
Guy 2:Nice, whose it by?
Guy 1:Putrid pile, pretty sick shit!

putrid pile by dahmer213 January 1, 2012

putain de chip 

Man Whore extraordinaire

Student: That husband is a Putain d'Chip!

Teacher: Remember we say "Putain DE Chip"

putain de chip by an ex of a Putain de Chip April 8, 2014

Putting her hair up 

To give a super sloppy deepthroat blowjob that requires you to put your hair up beforehand.

Well cindy has been putting her hair up alot for me recently

Putting her hair up by jewboi2 July 6, 2018

Putlerist 

Putlerist: A term used to describe followers of Putin, who is comparable to Hiterisim. Putlerisim denotes Russia's radical climb to fascism with Putler at the head.

Furher Putler will reclaim the Russian empire by kicking out all the gays, and all the Putlerist will rejoice on the internet.

Putlerist by JewsRus April 2, 2015