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Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
by Sirius666 October 15, 2018
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Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.
Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.
by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011
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Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
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Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.
She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
by robowolf May 3, 2016
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ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
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