I-95 

The "I" stands for INCOMPLETE and it will take "95" years to finish.

Now you know.

Welcome to I-95! Good luck....you're gonna need it.
It's a 1900 mile break check.

I-95 by CT Vigilante September 10, 2008

I got this 

What you say when you are 100% sure of your ability to make something your bitch.

You're are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. The car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.

You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.

I got this by Fasle December 26, 2009

I-4 

The biggest effing parking lot in Orlando, Florida.

I'm stuck on I-4, so you mofo's move already!!!

I-4 by Lindsay February 19, 2004

I've got your back

You are going to watch out and be a second set of eyes for someone. You will look out for their best interests and let them know if they have missed something. You will stick up for them.

Dbyrn: Hey, Frappe, I saw some kids messing around near your car, looked like they might be think about breaking in.
Frappe: Dude, seriously?
Dbryn: Yeah, I took some pix of them with my cell phone and they saw me and split really quick.
Frappe: Thanks Dude!
Dbryn: Don't worry, you know I've got your back.

I've got your back by dhax August 7, 2011

I can't even

The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.

"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"

I can't even by Nethalas August 27, 2014

i don't give a single fuck 

Stronger meaning of "I don't give a fuck."

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)

i don't give a single fuck by Fornicras November 25, 2013

I get it 

The term "I get it" is used when you finally understand something that wasn't clear

Person 1 : Like I told you before, that's how you can solve this equation

Person 2: Your explanation wasn't clear... but I get it now. Didn't know it was that easy. Thanks, buddy!

I get it by Motionless-in-white January 23, 2020