Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Hot Rotch

Post sex pussy smells. Smells will vary. If it smelt rotten in the first place, sexual activity will only intensify a rotten crotch. Use of lubes, gels and creams often create a medicinal stank. Use of an umbrella aka condem creates a sweaty, rubbery, latex odor.

I left Rachel quivering in a pool of squirt and semen but with one rank hot rotch. Bish need a shower.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018

hot rodge

A fuzzy turd that has sat in the sun for weeks.

My dog had hot rodged.

by Pie waffle July 15, 2017

Hot Salmon

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.

This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Hot strawberry

A childish name for a hickey on a place other than the neck.

“yo Beth, Jason gave me a hot strawberry the other day.”
“Really? Where?”
“That’s for us to know”

by amazaballz July 26, 2018

That’s pretty HOT

A phrase used when talking about The HOT Team.

Person 1: The HOT Team just won Worlds!
Person 2: That’s pretty HOT.

by 🌭🌭🌭 September 22, 2018

Hot shoulders

Hot shoulders are what John L. has. His shoulders radiate like the sun and we all wish we have his shoulders.

“John L. has very hot shoulders.”

by Blobby2408 January 20, 2022