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doing laundry

The act of masturbating into a sock, so as to catch the mess for easy clean-up.
I was thinking of you when I was doing laundry last night.
by TommyDee January 24, 2008
mugGet the doing laundrymug.

what it do

real talk started in the bay not meanig wats up or anything it means what your car can do. it means what it do like if you can swing em then lets see what it do
that's a clean mustang boy, what it do
by mike from the bay May 12, 2006
mugGet the what it domug.

do it now

a common phrase said by teachers when students aren't doing work.
by SurreyWhat October 21, 2008
mugGet the do it nowmug.

Do as I say, not as I do

A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.
California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.

"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2020
mugGet the Do as I say, not as I domug.

might do

Teacher: "Do you work."
Pupil: "Yeah, might do!"

Shortly followed by a swift first finger pointing gesture.
by WGSB November 16, 2004
mugGet the might domug.

Do it in the butt.

When guys think they are going to pwn something..
(Before test)
Elliot: Brian, lets do this test in the butt.

(After the test)

Elliot: How'd you do on the test?

Brian: Dude, I so did that test in the butt.
by NightDante666 May 25, 2005
mugGet the Do it in the butt.mug.

how do you do

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"
"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."
by the letter d November 13, 2007
mugGet the how do you domug.

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