carded for life 

Description of somebody, usually in their late adolescence, who looks significantly younger than their actual age, and in turn, upon suspicion of being underage, will be checked for ID for (jokingly) the rest of their lives.

Dave: You're telling me that kid is in grade 12? Or did you say that he is 12? It sure looks so.
Michael: Yea, he'll be carded for life.

carded for life by Gigzoram July 1, 2011

Cardi B 

If you have 2 p’s you’re Cardi B
If you have 1 p you’re probably still Cardi B

Guy 1: I saw Cardi B in the bar last night and she started raping!
Guy 2: You mean rapping?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Still a better experience than listening to her music.

Cardi B by anonym0u$e December 11, 2022

Cardi B 

Something that somehow made it in the music industry. During interviews you will find that she is mentally unstable. And is also the reason people should have a license to have children.

Cardi B- a discrace.

Cardi B by I’mGay6785 June 14, 2018

Cardinal Rule 

The Cardinal Rule a substantial rule that is in place in a certain situation or organization. And it must not be broken at anytime.

'You must never date your friends ex. thats the cardinal rule of friendship'

'You broke the cardinal rule didn't you? Spies don't fall in love' - NBC's Chuck

'Never date a co-worker, its the cardinal rule. because when it all blows up in your face. your screwed'

Cardinal Rule by Keyls April 6, 2010

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas 

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas by thePSAT October 18, 2014

cardisexy 

Describing the high appeal or extreme attractiveness of people wearing clothes and items, which would typically be regarded as nerdy, bookish and dweebish (i.e. cardigans).

Although the nerdy glasses and cardigan made Rivers Cuomo from Weezer cardisexy, Mr. Rogers from The Neighborhood couldn't quite work that look in the same way.

cardisexy by Awreye October 23, 2005

Senor Cardgage 

An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.

1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!

2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.

Senor Cardgage by The Real Thnikkaman October 10, 2006