Coffee

The one thing in this world that keeps me sane.

Person 1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Person 2: *pours a ton of coffee in Person 1's mouth*
Person 1: OH hi there! How was your day?? I hope it was amazing!

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin March 17, 2022

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Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022

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Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

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coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.

i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

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Caffeinated Cartel

A small online business with a focus on helping YOU grow YOUR small business. Products include: polymailers, cute shipping supplies to match your branding, wholesale ready-to-ship boutique items, and bulk craft supplies.
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Caffeinated Cartel has the best prices on packaging and shipping supplies for small businesses!

by Mamapacifico May 11, 2022

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