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Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system
He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!
by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021
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making balloon animals

When two men cross penis's and try to bend and twist them around one another.
by Dudeman2007 September 26, 2021
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water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.
Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?
by zachmau5 December 6, 2021
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Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
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untangling balloons

"I was turned around untangling balloons out the back window."
by Untangled Balloons June 9, 2022
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Hot ballon

When you’re tonguing someone’s a** but there farting so it’s a fight between your tongue and their fart.
As I went down on her, she began to fart but I kept going because I like doing the hot ballon with her.
by Hottmayoo June 23, 2022
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