Nose Joke

Cocaine

That guy was doing some nose joke at that party.

by doublepits2chesty February 6, 2010

Joke

something salty doesn’t understand

“I changed the name of nightville as a joke” ~Anyone

“I dont feel safe” ~Salty

by British president July 1, 2020

Ali joke

A joke so bad that it is an Ali joke literally embarrassing to say one like kys

Bad joke = Ali joke

by Markjhonthom223 December 25, 2020

Joke

A thing someone says for the purpose of being funny but is probably boring anyways because they're a loser.

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Sure why not.
Bob: knock knock.
Joe: -_-
Joe: you boring bitch

by an idiotic taco September 27, 2022

joke

joke is a joke

Person 1 - yo im big doa oyk emk and gdk
Person 2- omg so funny🔫💥💥💥💥
Person 1- it was a joke
Micheal jordan- stop it get sum help we need to stop gang violence

by jokëf January 26, 2023

inside joke

something that is rejected on here. :(

Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible

by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019

Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.

Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019