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Turkey Tom

A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.
"Do you know Chris Chan?"

"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"
by Untaken name October 29, 2023
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Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011
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quirky turkey

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up and rolls out carrying mass amounts of holiday products.
Hey DSL don’t worry about the shorts the Turkey Train is coming!
by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021
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turkey bush

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!
oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!
by victoria87 December 31, 2007
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Turkey

A country that is both in west Asia and eastern Europe, its secular in law and islamic socially

Some advices On turkish people:
- don't do the OK handsighn(it means go get anal fucked).
- don't drink out side its illegal and considered wrong.
- don't hit on women outside of bars and clubs
- don't stare, especially at people of the other gender(counts 3x as much if you are male)
- don't be political, you can never be right
- if 2groups are arguing then stay away, they might think you are part of the enemy group.
Turkey was created in 1923 but has a legal army that is over 2000 years old
by Mrkulci September 21, 2017
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Turkey Fisting

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo
by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014
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