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Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.
Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!
by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023
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Idaho surprise

When you find human excrement in a public place.
I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.
by anonymous April 16, 2023
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Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.
Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.
by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023
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candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples
My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022
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new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
by CornershopMen November 19, 2018
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Snowball surprise

When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.
by Gabracadabra October 13, 2018
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