salty surprise

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.

I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

by Giver of Salty surprises December 27, 2013

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 29, 2021

a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

Salty surprise

When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth

Can I have a salty surprise

by MC spunky January 1, 2019

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 30, 2022

Salty Surprise

When you bite into a tortilla chip and get a really salty pocket.

Wow my tongue wasn't ready for that salty surprise.

I went to the party with James and he gave me a real salty surprise.

by that handle is already used by March 7, 2018