While making love to your woman, shortly before you come, you pull it out as if you're going to blow your load in her face (pull-it). Right when she thinks you're going to blow, you turn around and take a gigantic dump on her face/chest (hence, the surprise). If you would like, you can then turn around and proceed in blowing your load.
Man: I'm almost there!!
Woman: Oh yeah, come on me baby!
Man: I'm gonna blow my load all over---OOOOH, SURPRISE! I JUST OWNED YOU!!
Woman: Oooh, you just shit in my face!!
LATER ON
Man: Dude I totally gave that hot bitch the ol' Pull-it Surprise!!
Friend of Man: Nice dude!!
(High Five)
Woman: Oh yeah, come on me baby!
Man: I'm gonna blow my load all over---OOOOH, SURPRISE! I JUST OWNED YOU!!
Woman: Oooh, you just shit in my face!!
LATER ON
Man: Dude I totally gave that hot bitch the ol' Pull-it Surprise!!
Friend of Man: Nice dude!!
(High Five)
by mohler September 1, 2007