1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards
2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).
2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).
by Nich Schwartz ask me at lupus2012@netscape.net March 17, 2004
Get the United States President mug.The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.
we just need to get along :D
US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH
JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.
we just need to get along :D
US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH
JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.
Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.
Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.
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This Actually happened to me
At niagra Falls
american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*
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can i hear a w00t?
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.
Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.
----
This Actually happened to me
At niagra Falls
american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*
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can i hear a w00t?
by Proud to be CANADIAN! January 30, 2008
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when you are in eighth grade and a male, and giving a class presentation in front of everyone, and suddenly you spy the garter of your 80 year old teacher mrs. Doubtfire, and you get a bone bone, also know as a penis so erect it could be called the empire state building
wow....today in 5th period, i saw that billy had an empire state building in his pants. hope it doesn't poke an eye out.
by yolandizzle April 13, 2007
Get the empire state building mug.A country with citizens who take themselves and their country way too seriously.
Most people will agree that a country is only a symbol and that what it entitles is its population. And what is "population"? A group of diverse human beings.
What makes the United States different from Belgium? Very little. Its policies and laws may be slightly different, and some cultural and traditional aspects are obviously original to each country.
But apart from that, very little seperates them both. Or from any other country for that matter. Our needs and desires are the same.
So why on Earth are so many people debating the topic?!? Many Americans seem to puff themselves up by imagining that the whole world despises them and is continuously plotting either against them, or at least thinking evil thoughts about them.
Think. Again.
I've lived in Asia, Europe and the US. My father is African and my mother European, and I grew up in a French system. I've been surrounded by different people from different cultures since birth.
I can promise you: we aren't continuously fretting about Americans.The only time we really discuss them is when we read the paper or watch TV, ie through the media, and we only really ponder the effects the government's ideas will have on other countries. There isn't any American-bashing.
Therefore please stop victimizing your nation or yourselves. Nobody (in the Western world, in any case) really, sincerely, cares.
Most people will agree that a country is only a symbol and that what it entitles is its population. And what is "population"? A group of diverse human beings.
What makes the United States different from Belgium? Very little. Its policies and laws may be slightly different, and some cultural and traditional aspects are obviously original to each country.
But apart from that, very little seperates them both. Or from any other country for that matter. Our needs and desires are the same.
So why on Earth are so many people debating the topic?!? Many Americans seem to puff themselves up by imagining that the whole world despises them and is continuously plotting either against them, or at least thinking evil thoughts about them.
Think. Again.
I've lived in Asia, Europe and the US. My father is African and my mother European, and I grew up in a French system. I've been surrounded by different people from different cultures since birth.
I can promise you: we aren't continuously fretting about Americans.The only time we really discuss them is when we read the paper or watch TV, ie through the media, and we only really ponder the effects the government's ideas will have on other countries. There isn't any American-bashing.
Therefore please stop victimizing your nation or yourselves. Nobody (in the Western world, in any case) really, sincerely, cares.
US citizen: Why does the whole world hate the United States of America? We haven't done anything wrong!
European: Umm... no. Not the whole world. The only European you'll find bashing the States is an immature adolescent who needs to sound clever by hating some political figure, and doesn't read the paper so picks the only country he/she knows a little about.
European: Umm... no. Not the whole world. The only European you'll find bashing the States is an immature adolescent who needs to sound clever by hating some political figure, and doesn't read the paper so picks the only country he/she knows a little about.
by Rousseau September 23, 2008
Get the united states of america mug.A country which thinks it is superior to Canada, but in reality has no fucking clue. Even though Canadian citizens are superior to American citizens in all areas, with the exception of being overproud and stupid, Americans continue to tell each other and everyone else that they are better than Canadians. The U.S. has no idea why the rest of the world hates them and most of the time is oblivious and ignorant towards the truth. Eat shit yankee buttfags.
Terrance: Hey, did you know most Americans are so stupid that they think we are still a British Colony?
Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?
Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .
Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?
Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .
by Diddle'erkneecaps October 23, 2010
Get the United States mug.Normally reffered to as " 'Murica ", it is a country that is unable to mind it's own business, even though it has plenty of problems of it's own. It's inhabitants are described as large, unintelligent, gun-wielding, unemployed racists who make hourly visits to McDonalds. These creatures detest being spied on by the NSA, with the main reason being that they don't want the government to see them watching porn. Speaking of governments, theirs sucks.
by Cassie Moner August 26, 2013
Get the The United States of America mug.Undeniably the best country on the planet. Americans enjoy many rights that most other countries don't have. It sickens me to hear the conspiracy theorists and "non-conformists" complain about the corruption and problems with the United States. If it's so bad, then just leave and stop complaining. I mean those people would obviously rather be as far away from the United States as possible instead of living here. Apparently the worst country in the world allows you to bitch and moan as much as you want, keeps you from going hungry, and keeps you safe from people who threaten our freedom. Try finding that in the Middle East and tell me how it goes.
This isn't meant to bash other countries but the citizens of the U.S. that take the freedoms presented to them for granted every day of their lives.
This isn't meant to bash other countries but the citizens of the U.S. that take the freedoms presented to them for granted every day of their lives.
Non-conformist: This country is filled with corruption and hate in the government, and it's holding me down. We live in a horrible country.
Me: Then why don't you leave the United States of America?
Non-conformist: "..."
Me: Then why don't you leave the United States of America?
Non-conformist: "..."
by Petey B. August 19, 2007
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