Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome 

One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.

Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:

Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.

Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome by Thatnameisalreadyinuse May 11, 2009

open bar syndrome

A state of excessive drunkenness resulting from an open bar social event.

When an individual drinks more alcohol, more aggressively simply because it is free.

I was drinking like I had open bar syndrome.

I had open bar syndrome. I puked.

open bar syndrome by pants1848 April 26, 2010

Record Label Syndrome 

The act of theoretically spending your money before you've made the product.

Singer - "Dude, when our album sells 4 million copies, I'm gonna buy a boat, the music video is gonna have explosions and a Lil' Wayne verse and..."

Producer - "Have you started writing the songs?"

Singer - "Nope!"

Producer - "You have Record Label Syndrome"

Record Label Syndrome by Phrainck91 May 3, 2010

fashion stockholm syndrome

when u initially think a clothing trend is abhorrent, but after being around it enough u start wearing it.

I used to think skinny jeans made a man into a hipster douchebag or a tranny, but after seeing them for months on people around me I am suffering from fashion stockholm syndrome & I am wearing them too.

fashion stockholm syndrome by seattle is superior May 5, 2011

Wet Noodle Syndrome 

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

Wet Noodle Syndrome by sulligas January 2, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome 

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome by Mr.W.Smith October 18, 2012

Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome 

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.

I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

sex vagina nocturnal awake

Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome by Rpt93 November 28, 2012