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colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
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slap the jelly on it

To add something extra. Can be used positively or negatively.
She didn't just let me smash. She slapped the jelly on it with thewhipped cream and shit.

My mom trippin, I did all my chores then she gonna slap the jelly on it right before I head out.
by trill trifficult July 23, 2019
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Hack and Slap

A physical product or electro-mechanical control system, usually made by an engineering person, or DIY addict, that involves hacking 1 or more official branded products, and slapping them together to create a new, mostly working product. The system or product can range from basic controls to complex monitoring systems, and can be a mix of software, circuits and 3D printed parts. Sometimes can be open source and available on Github.
Person 1: Did you see that Hack and Slap respiratory system on YouTube? It's just a bunch of drone parts running on a Arduino!

Person 2: Yeah that Hack n Slap shit barely works and is a long way from being FDA approved!

Person 3: True, but Hack Slaps are the very meaning of innovation and require no official approval for it's wacky existence.
by Werd-It-Yourself-Engineering November 8, 2023
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Arctic Slap

Term used in colder regions where in a man ejaculates but some sperm stays on the penis. During the cold time, the sperm will rapidly freeze, and then the male will proceed to slap anyone, preferably of the opposite sex, with his frozen semen covered penis.
I saw that Monica broke up with Adam after he gave her an Arctic Slap
by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016
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Cincinnati slap

An upward open handed slap across the face, Immediately followed by a back handed slap across the opposite side of the face
DAAAMN DID YOU SEE JOEL BELL GIVE THAT CAT A CINCINNATI SLAP!!!
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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Slap and clap

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap
by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022
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happy slapping

The action of slapping your hand rapidly against your hand against rhe inside of your legs for pleasure or the anoyance of your friends
"He was happy slapping so loud and hard that it woke your mom."
by frissue April 27, 2015
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