(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012
Get the Shart Martyr mug.A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
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a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.
When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004
Get the shart mug.What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!
by ggrab4884 September 7, 2009
Get the Shart mug.Originally used to mean a young man, new to the game. By new to the game, I don't mean he just meant a rapper, but he just started selling crack, just started rapping, whatever, but even simpler it was a term used to mean just a person much younger than you.
Now, commercial rappers have turned the meaning upside down to mean a 'fine female', apparently.
Now, commercial rappers have turned the meaning upside down to mean a 'fine female', apparently.
"shorty's laugh was cold blooded as he spoke so foul,
Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style"
-NaS, 1994
"Shorty is shaking her ass on my Hummer with spinning rims, or something."
-average commercialized rapper today
Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style"
-NaS, 1994
"Shorty is shaking her ass on my Hummer with spinning rims, or something."
-average commercialized rapper today
by Steelo J. May 23, 2005
Get the shorty mug.A nice evening at the beach (has to be 65 degrees Fahrenheit so you can see their nipples). A party of 8 walking through the sand barefoot with 7 girls and 1 nicely dressed man who had to do it to em.
by Begonethotticus March 20, 2018
Get the 7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts mug.A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.
by Sarah A November 9, 2008
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