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Ryan Seacrest 

The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

Ryan Kim 

A large penis that is not used and often neglected
William: Damn, Phil has a huge dick. Too bad he won't be using it anytime soon
JohnJeong: Yeah, he has a Ryan Kim
Ryan Kim by jimbowimbo December 4, 2014

ryan oconnell 

Ryan Oconnell is a very retarded,yet extremely intelligent thing. You never know if it's trying to outsmart you or just being a retard. Some say that it is only retarded and has no intelligence whatsoever in it. Ryan the type of nigga to drink its own juices. Ryan the type of nigga to slap his own ass during INTENSE WANK SESSION. Ryan the type of nigga to die. Ryan is broke, has no clout, has a small penis and doesn't respect others around him. Ryan is the type of nigga to steal stuff from six flags and blame his P E E R S. Ryan enjoys watching gay porn by himself in the dark.
"Ryan Oconnell is a retard"

Ryan Tedder 

Ryan Tedder is an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and record producer. As well as being the lead vocalist for the pop rock band OneRepublic , he has an independent career as a songwriter and producer for various artists. His band is known from hits like Counting Stars, Apologize, Love Runs Out, Stop And Stare and a soundtrack from 13 Reasons Why , called Start Again.
Person 1: I love OneRepublic! It's my favourite band!
Person 2: Yeah, mine too! The frontman Ryan Tedder is so handsome and has beautiful voice!
Ryan Tedder by Stormer September 3, 2018

ryan franklin 

The worlds biggest flexer and famous for say yeezy yeezy yeezy and showing off his Gucci hat
Memeulous: this dude flexes

Ryan franklin’s Sub count: going down
ryan franklin by Myles T August 28, 2019

Ryan Peacock 

Describing someone that has unbelievable rizz
Ex. Hey, did you see Joe talk to that girl?
Yeah, he’s literally Ryan Peacock
Ryan Peacock by Vito Spatafore January 26, 2023