Puppy-fag

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.

Bro, you are such a puppy-fag

by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010

Puppy

A cover-up word for "Pussy." Comes from trying to text "Pussy" in WORD on cell phones.

Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.

Jenna is a puppy.

Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.

by Tall Greg January 9, 2011

puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip

i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez

by apple on a stick September 29, 2010

Puppy troubler

Someone with over zealous attempts to do good and help other people. Normally quite simple and slightly vacant with few friends. Often found working for hospital radio or animal charities.

Rob means well, but to be honest he is a bit of a puppy troubler.

by TheHRD November 17, 2010

puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."

The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.

by ladytraveler April 8, 2011

Puppy

A white (appropriate) form of saying the N-Word, without appearing to be disrespectful.

"Yo puppy! Watchu doin' tonight?"

"Well I was trying to get some Ezell's, but all my puppies wanted Mad Pizza instead."

"Silly puppies"

by ThatShedKid October 2, 2011

puppalicious

adorably puppy-like, particular in relation to a younger gay man. eg: Michael's new boyfriend is totally puppalicious.

eg: Michael's new boyfriend is totally puppalicious.

by Dr Johnny January 25, 2012