Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

couch potato syndrome 

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

couch potato syndrome by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011

Couch Potato 

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

Couch Potato by ㄑㄦ March 18, 2016

mashed potato bowl 

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.

MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!

mashed potato bowl by Moyoya July 7, 2006

crotch potato 

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

crotch potato by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010

sweet potato hitler 

1. Donald Trump
2. President of the United States of America in 2017

Guess who has the most time on the news today!

Either Wolf Blizter or Sweet Potato Hitler

sweet potato hitler by Ciel Phantomhive August 26, 2018

burnt sweet potato 

A term Jacob Sartorius uses to roast people.

Jacob Sartorius: You look like a ''Burnt Sweet Potato''

burnt sweet potato by ChickenNuggetSlayer November 14, 2017