penis tits

-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.

1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."

by VeX Kresh December 10, 2008

penis arms

When you wake up from sleeping and u were sleeping on your arms. You therefore have absolutely no blood in your arms and they are immovable for about 15 seconds just like a penis.

Dude yesterday i woke up with penis arms. It was the only time ive actually not been able to move sumtin on my body because if it being numb!!11~!one!eleven!!

by The Family Guy October 7, 2004

penis farmer

One who harvests penises.

You're a penis farmer.

by Phillip Ercave November 19, 2007

Penis Pie

when you cum in a pie crust

want some penis pie?

by MasterX January 2, 2005

Penis Gourd

A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. It is used to protect their penis's but not only that, they can also be used as "purses" that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings.

"Hey Johnson check out my new penis gourd!!"

"....hehehe penis gourd"

by Mr Jon August 4, 2005

Forearm Penis

A penis that is the same size as your forearm, erect, from bottom of shaft to tip.

Is also equal to length of your foot.

Violet: So how big is Tom's dick?
Anber: He has a forearm penis!

by Anberlin June 17, 2012

Penis Person

A genderless use of the word penisman or peniswoman.

A person that you wish wasn't around you.

A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.

Plural: Penis People

Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.

Are you kidding me you penis person?

I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.

Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010