King Sadim

George W. Bush...the reverse of King Midas, everything W. touched turned to s**t...like our economy!

King Sadim tanked our economy by not regulating Wall Street.

by Kalisiin May 21, 2011

Dirty king

When your having sexual intercourse with your mother and then she switched positions and donkey punches you

"My mother I were alone last night so she decided to do the dirty king

by LOLSTUN May 4, 2019

Short king

The best of men, most of whom end up becoming ruthless dictators.

The short king invaded the neighboring lands

by Elshort November 1, 2022

5 kings

smoKING, drinKING, sucKING, fucKING, licKING

not necesarily limited to 5 but otherwise would be known as the kings of indecency, usually involved in a good friday night

"what did you do on friday?"
"wow it was crazy, all the 5 kings were there."

by sir_lecherous May 26, 2009

Pear King

refering to a talented and amazing person, or someone who is very skilled in the art of pear jokes.

the pear king is a bad ass.

by Pear King October 22, 2010

Ginger King

A redhead who can tan.

Did you see the Ginger King's beautiful bronze skin?

by The Red Delicious October 6, 2011

single king

A guy who has the status of being too good for a girlfriend. One who plays the game but doesn't let the game play him.

Single kings usually hunt in packs, but a ruling of every man for himself usually applies to most prowling situations.

"Who cares if you have a girlfriend? The same pussy gets boring...the world is my oyster...or maybe even sweaty clam"

by Mambo February 16, 2005