That's not a joke

That's not what's happening hear, shit-stain.

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

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Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.

Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.

by uhhasann April 3, 2024

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A joke

Your existence.

Hym "Your entire life, your job, are a joke. A joke that I made about you looking like a Jewish man."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2024

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Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.

The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.

by chigga12345 April 14, 2024

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joke

Something, such as a funny story or trick, that is said or done in order to make people laugh.

He tried to cheer everyone up by telling a joke.
That's an old joke - I've heard it about a thousand times.
Why does no one ever laugh at my jokes?
Do you know any funny jokes?

by Mnonom April 23, 2024

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