John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

by Big Lambo August 25, 2011

John henry

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

Look at that boy he looks so John henry.

by User_59697813267 September 12, 2020

John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

by Blarghff November 27, 2013

john halo

A pretty cool guy

Human: John halo from xbox is a pretty cool guy

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014

John Mark

John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.

John Mark wears a big ass ring.

by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019

john louis

an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes

check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob

by dunkers June 28, 2011